Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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