I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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