I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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