I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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