Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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