I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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