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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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