I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She's just so happy...and so naked.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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