he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i think my mom watched the whole time
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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