yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she looked like the before picture.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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