Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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