I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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