Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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