Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
