I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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