you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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