I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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