i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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