I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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