And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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