why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
third nipple confirmed
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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