normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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