I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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