so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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