Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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