tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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