what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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