Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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