I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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