Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
