none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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