You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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