He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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