I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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