So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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