They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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