that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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