One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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