I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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