found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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