I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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