I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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