It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Are my feet made of real feet?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
