Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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