At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The power of my boobs compel you
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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