well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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