Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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