He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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