paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I love you.
Bad choice
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
