she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
His nipple licking is glorious
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