I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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