Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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