so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
