eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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