I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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